When ya girl bisexual
Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.
spider-man: homecoming - bts
So these Christian anti-feminist protestors showed up at my school and were just yelling misogynist things at everyone, when this guy suddenly walks up in front of them mid-rant and just starts…. singing opera
Chaotic good bard
Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.
Loki: yeet
Thor: ??
Loki: yoot
Loki: yotun
Loki: yute
Loki: yeeten
Loki: yate
Loki: yeeth
Loki: yeeted
Thor: You stop that right now
Peter Parker, an intellectual: No let him finish
loki: *has wielded the infinity gauntlet and has teamed up with powerful sorcerers like doctor strange and wanda in the comics, is, himself, a powerful sorcerer, cunning intellectual and prankster, literally the god of mischief, a frost giant, mind trickster, master of illusions, previous ally of Thanos and an extremely skilled fighter*
marvel: hmmmmm how should loki try to kill thanos
marvel:
marvel: i got it. a knife. a tiny dagger. he’s not going to put up a fight OR use any of his powers. he’s just going to use a K N I F E. how genius is that? amazing. brilliant. revolutionary. ugh our minds, we are so Powerful,,
Avengers 4, probably:
Tony Stark: So, we’ve got this, we’ll travel in time, bring back the dead Avengers and…
Thor: And Loki.
Avengers: ^tense silence
Clint: Thor, you know, maybe…
Thor, in full thunder mode, throwing lightning from his eyes: AND BRING BACK LOKI!
Tony Stark: Sure thing, buddy!